best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize
