real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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