Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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