I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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