Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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