Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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