i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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