I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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