Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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