just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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