That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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