if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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