I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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