I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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