Don't make out with my wife yet
oh god the rape fog is back!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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