I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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