I just saw a hot homeless man
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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