she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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