i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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