he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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