What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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