So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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