listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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