I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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