it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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