You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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