careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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