we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
