who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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