Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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