there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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