You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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