Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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