just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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