I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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