What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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