Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
