arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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