can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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