I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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