Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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