ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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