The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
