I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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