Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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