Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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