ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The ass gains better be worth it
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