ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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