If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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