just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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