whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
