nut hugger
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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