You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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