I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
