the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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