yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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